OF A GOLDEN AGE

Five books that school ruined for me:
1. Jane Eyre
2. Wuthering Heights
3. A Tale of Two Cities
4. The Tempest
5. Julius Caesar

Five migraine triggers:
1. Soy
2. Avocados
3. Aged cheese
4. Onions
5. STRESS

Five things we did at our work party last night:
1. Grilled
2. Chain smoked
3. Made mojitos
4. Listened to a coworker’s former band’s record
5. Tried to remember any Eddie Money song by name OR tune

Five people I’ve talked to while out on the shipping dock:
1. The manager of the furniture store
2. A woman whose daughter is finishing veterinary school soon
3. A guy in a jumpsuit who works at 6:30 a.m.
4. A delivery guy who was not excited about several grosses of printer cartridges
5. This really uninteresting guy whose name began with M but was so dull I can’t remember

Five kinds of animals that woman’s daughter apparently had to learn about in veterinary school:
1. Large
2. Small
3. Water
4. Tropical
5. Fish

Five animals I no longer see regularly:
1. Cattle
2. Horses
3. Hawks and turkey vultures
4. Canada geese
5. Deer

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