Problem: You sign up for a karaoke song but realize you don’t actually know the tune for anything but the chorus.
Solution: Leave the bar just long enough to watch a video of the song on YouTube on someone’s cell phone.
no responsesLast night outside of a 24-hour eating establishment, a friend of mine drunkenly informed a stranger that I would “dazzle” him with my intelligence, which was a hilarious remark on its own.
Then, in the next five or ten minutes, said stranger made me fall for two “Made you look!” tricks.
Can you dazzle someone with gullibility? I think the answer is self-evident. In my defense, he tried it twice more after that and I’d finally caught on.
no responsesWhen a customer asked me for a recommendation on which projector she should use for her very specific application, I asked one of our technicians for guidance. He explained that regular old brightness and contrast weren’t all we had to worry about, and then drew me a picture to clarify what he meant by native resolution.
I realized the best way to explain it back to my customer was the same way: with a picture. So I drew my own:
