Friends, I have had a terrible cold for going on a week now. In case you ever wondered how it felt to be on NyQuil for six days in a row, the answer is: Exactly how you imagine. Like a high schooler after a Thunderbird bender.

Speaking of bum wine, did you know Mad Dog is actually Mogen David?? Hilarious. I’ve only ever tried Manishewitz, which tastes like Welch’s Concord Grape Jelly thinned with vinegar. Once at a weird college seder my delightful (and, contrary to this story, brilliant) friend Maxy accidentally spit it all over himself as his chair fell over backward onto the floor.

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