OF A GOLDEN AGE

wanted: potentially messy (VERY messy), somewhat emotionally distant, pleated pants wearing, generally sartorially stunted, chronic mediocre performing or underachieving, logorrheic, mumbling, noncreative, immature, histrionic, melodramatic, arrogant, slightly deceitful, poor mannered, frequent drinking, reckless driving, a little bit overly critical, wishy washy, self righteous, pop culturally narrowminded, involved in minor drug use, snobby, aloof, gruff, somewhat pushy and demanding, ignores what i say, awkward, inexperienced, unmotivated, scruffy, noncommittal, overly involved in strange hobbies, with a bad haircut.

must be clingy or particularly jealous; must have poor hygiene; must be uninteresting or dispassionate.

stifling self delusion a must; strong ambient odor a plus.

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