Feb
23
math humor
February 23, 2005 | Leave a Comment
“that would be like a super billion normal everything group!” — dan.
Feb
22
people might be tricked
February 22, 2005 | Leave a Comment
nathan: Well sure, she looks kinda like a girl.
nathan: I can understand how people might be tricked.
nathan: But I’ve seen enough b-movies to know how these things turn out.
Feb
19
like a holiday
February 19, 2005 | Leave a Comment
how how how much do i love rainman?
susanna: “ray, what does your date look like?”
raymond: “she’s very sparkly. she looks like a holiday.”
Feb
7
i am the dude
February 7, 2005 | Leave a Comment
my dad had a murder case wrap up today. he emailed me:
hey, i just saw mimi murphy announce another murder on tv. i’m hiding.
“you must mean the other don [smith], i am the dude.”
Feb
7
of course you can
February 7, 2005 | Leave a Comment
last night i dreamt i decided to live on the streets.
my parents were looking for me, and i finally went home briefly to assure them i was okay. they were eating pizza, and i asked if i could have some.
my mom said, “of course you can. but i wish i’d known you were coming home. i would have fed you some vegetables.”