in which d.c. endears himself

by Caroline

a fellow editor and frequent d-bag.

caroline: so i walk into the office
caroline: d.c. turns and looks at me and says, “i am shit, i love you” (he forgot to do his story)
caroline: then he says “those are some pants, i like those a lot”
caroline: i turn back to d.c. and he’s saying to the other entertainment editor, “she’s fucking 6’7″ in those pants.”
caroline: “those legs go all the way to the floor.”

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