Nov
22
caroline is a hipster
November 22, 2003 | Leave a Comment
my friends make accusations.
reasons “caroline is a hipster”
• irrationally large knowledge of pop culture
• um, i wear tshirts? (i debate this one)
• “musical snobbery”
• denial of being a hipster? (again, questionable)
reasons i am not a hipster
• i don’t smoke
• i don’t drink coffee (or alcohol)
• i don’t shop at thrift stores
• no indie sensibility
• i am a total nerd
• my irrational knowledge is of all things, NOT pop culture exclusively
i am not a hipster! god!
Nov
13
na na na na na na, you say it’s your birthday.
November 13, 2003 | Leave a Comment
i can:
vote
smoke
gamble
buy porn
get married
adopt children
purchase a house
subsequently divorce
have sex with anyone 18+.
so, how’s about that voting?