OF A GOLDEN AGE

patrick: i already told you.
patrick: “You are the most intelligent girl that I have ever made out with.”
caroline: hahaha.
caroline: that was the coolest compliment ever.
patrick: yes. considering that four of them were honors students!

patrick: sometimes i get the feeling that since i didn’t have crappy teenaged relationships during high school, i am cursed into having them now.
caroline: (ouch?)
patrick: nonono